I am the Mental-Liz!!!

I'm 20. College student. I love movies, 30 rock, old hollywood stars, tina fey, liz lemon, tracy jordan and morgan, several nbc comedies, leslie knope, suspense, romance, coffee 5x a day, and quoting my favorite films and shows. And wine.


"We brought good things to life. And bad things to Chinese rivers"- Jack, 30 Rock

Current Obsession: CASTLE
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Posts tagged "hilarious"

slowpathtorecovery:

1. You can’t use the front door. You have to climb in through the back window. 
 
2. No personal phone conversations. 
 
3. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal usted.  
 
4. No electricity after 6 p.m. 
 
5. If you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. 
 
6. There’s no noise allowed on Monday. 
 
7. No TV after breakfast. 

Karen Walker, my forever favorite!